Friday, April 27, 2007

Welcome to Calgary

Greetings from the computer of my gracious host, Mr. Dwayne Engh -- director of the Calgary Stampede. I arrived in Canada with no major issues, aside from the usual nonsense in O'Hare: cancelled flights, change airline, run to another terminal, "randomly" selected for "secondary search" by the jack-booted thugs of our TSA (long hair, leather jacket, looks like he has nothing to live for... profiling? Naaaaah...). This search included everything but a shiatsu massage... then a delayed flight, delayed takeoff... pretty much my usual trip to the friendly neighborhood airport.

But I am in Canada now, and looking forward to today's recording session and Canadian Premiere of Sticks & Stones with Mr. Engh, drumset soloist Tyler Hornby, and the Calgary Stampede wind ensemble. I'll have stories and *hopefully* photos on Monday... stay tuned!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Model Trane

John Mackey and I went to school with the 1st violinist of the Turtle Island String Quartet -- very talented guy named Evan Price. He was a super-nice guy, and a total badass musician, but could only stand a year or two under the overly-strict regime of a classical conservatory curriculum... somehow I think things worked out juuuust fine...



I'm headed to Calgary, Canada tonight, for a recording session and the CANADIAN PREMIERE of Sticks & Stones with Dwayne Engh and the Calgary Stampede Wind Ensemble... if I don't post tomorrow, we'll get caught up on Monday...

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Adam Fulara

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Antoine Dufour - Drac & Friends I

Monday, April 23, 2007

Voo da Mosca

Friday, April 20, 2007

helmet

I've got my helmet on, nothing can do me wrong...



It's only a matter of time, folks...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

spam: the new art form?

I got this email from a friend:

OK, so I'm checking my spam folder, and there's some junk mail for Viagra, and embedded at the bottom of the email is some random text fragments obviously put there to confuse the spambots. Turns out, it makes for some pretty beautiful poetry. Check it out:

In the woods, close by,
Is the moon to grow
Choces, MХre and PХre, undreaming even of fields
The pain of being born into matter.
III. Earliest Recorded Northern Explorers: The Greeks and the Vikings
and the Splendid Splinter. For a few dreamy dollars,
Come, swallows, it's good-bye.
Coextensive with everything? How could they know?
I know,
giddy as good kids playing hookey. Now,
Silence, are in his hand≈birds in a snare;
Will sound, then the Lord's face will luminesce
Seems reflected in the infinite of the lamps.
And the worlds≈skiffs rudderless, rolling on≈
Are muffled into silence that refuses
visitors' dugout. The osprey whose nest is atop
Of meaning like these≈the world created by
By bloody pool≈rattling, gasping his last.
Silent patch of ultimate paint. You are


Maybe it's the slooooowly developing left hemisphere of my brain (from being around so many computer programmers), but I have to wonder how this was created... because you have to figure that somebody is cranking out a SH*TLOAD of this stuff...

is there a software program that can spit out cohesive phrases of stimulating verse?

Is there a sweatshop (somewhere in Vermont) where brilliant poetry grad students crank out sonnet after sonnet for the purpose of avoiding spam filters?

Has someone collected enough monkeys to beat on enough typewriters so that there is actually enough abstract prose to be put to such a diabolical use?

Or, maybe it's just the pain of being born into matter.

(Wow... that hits you where you live, don't it?)

All I know is, I've got enough titles for pieces of music here to last me a lifetime...

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

guitarchestration

I'm busy these days working on more cinematic underscore for John Woo's Stranglehold, and I'm finding more and more opportunities to use bizarre guitar techniques to give my orchestrations a more contemporary edge. I'm finding that I'm using pretty simple electronics (modestly-tweaked POD settings) but coming up with different ways to coax sounds out of the instrument...

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Chaos at EIU

Hey gang, hoping I'll have more pictures soon, but in the meantime, I'll tell you a little about the performance at Eastern Illinois University with Dr. Milt Allen and the Wind Symphony...

They performed all five sketches of Watercolors (making it the Midwestern Premiere!), as well as Chaos Theory with me. The band sounded really good and they were great to work with. The only real snag of the weekend occurred Sunday morning when I realized that I'd left my stage clothes hanging on the doorknob in Chicago... all I had were the clothes I'd come with, which meant that my only pair of pants were my "writing pants" -- the most comfortable, most faded, and most torn and hole-y jeans that I own... Charleston is not a shopper's paradise on Sunday morning, so it was time to improvise... with grad assistant Tim Schmidt's help, Milt and I raided the marching band's storage. Once I'd found my size 42 Long, I was good to go... hey, if Jimi Hendrix did it, so could I... right?!


pictured: Jackie, Dr. Milt Allen, Jim (in concert attire), and Elizabeth

(Oh, and for those of you that might be particularly observant, YES, I am holding that Jackson V I'd written about a few months ago...)

Monday, April 16, 2007

a moment of silence

Plenty of news, but it needs to wait to observe this tragedy. No one should have to experience this kind of atrocity.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Expect the Unexpected

Getting ready for my trip down to Eastern Illinois University to play Chaos Theory with Dr. Milt Allen... they're also doing TranZendental Danse of Joi and Watercolors, so it's going to be a Jim Bonney fiesta... I'll tell you more about it next week.

So have you ever had one of those days when you're just cruising along and all of the sudden, you get some news that just totally rocks your world?

I just did.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut R.I.P.

One of my favorite writers, Kurt Vonnegut, has passed. You can read about it here. And here. And also here, here, here, and here. I keep reading these different articles because I just can't believe it. The guy spends his whole life chain-smoking unfiltered Pall Malls in hopes of committing a "classy" suicide by cigarette, and ends up taking a run-of-the-mill, everyday-ordinary digger that ends with his demise...

Thank you Mr. Vonnegut, for introducing me to Ice 9, the Tralfamadorians, the karass vs. the granfalloons, Bokononism, and the term for those little things on raspberries that I can never remember the name of...

If I had to pick my top 5 favorite works of Vonnegut:

1. Welcome to the Monkey House
2. Cat's Cradle
3. Slaughterhouse Five
4. Mother Night
5. Hocus Pocus

I had been reading Galapagos lately before going to bed. I am fortunate that there are a few books of his that I haven't yet read...

Here's a list of quotes from Kurt Vonnegut. I urge you to read them five times a day, commit them to memory as soon as possible, and use them in your everyday conversation.

(In case it is not yet apparent, I'm not taking this news well...)

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

twitter

Have you heard about twitter? Evidently, it's all the rage -- you write 140 words or less about what you're doing right this minute -- just a short update you can do 20-30 times a day. Part cyber-social experiment, part zen introspection, part id-indulgent disclosure. Newman is doing it. Montoya is doing it. Even Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards and the UN Secretary-General are doing it!

Newm forwarded me an interesting article that I thought presented a very intelligent view of it: http://www.slate.com/id/2163861?nav=ais...

At this point, I think I'll be watching this one (and not with great frequency or interest!) from the sidelines... but maybe we'll find out what YOU are doing right now...?

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

tech-talkin' taikos

OK, so Steve asked about HOW I'm getting this taiko sound -- I'm never one for hard-fast rules when it comes to processing ANYTHING, but this should give you a basic recipe you can mess around with.

First, start with good ingredients -- get the best samples you can find, and make sure they have tonal variety when you play with different velocities. Lately, I've been using the taikos from EastWest's RA library. There is a wide variety of different taikos, but like most taiko samples, they still need a LOT of love.

Next I EQ them so that I get a good strong attack -- depending on the style of attack, that may mean maximizing the "tick" of the impact, or controlling the flabby lower-mid tones, or a combination of both. The best way to find that is to open up a parametric EQ, create an extreme peak (like +9 dB) with a very narrow Q (frequency range), and start sweeping it back and forth while playing the sample. You're looking for the articulation of the impact sound -- it's probably around 2-3 kHz... once you find it, play around with the size and shape of the peak until you come up with something more reasonable. If necessary, do the same thing to control the lower-mids -- create an extreme peak with a narrow Q, and sweep it around. If there's a problem, it's probably somewhere around 120 to 500 Hz, and you'll be able to tell when you find it because it will just LEAP out when you find the center of it. Now turn that peak into a notch (a subtractive EQ), and adjust the size and shape of it until you've got that drum under control... if that's not taming the low end enough, you may need to also do some low frequency rolloff as well...

Now it's time for compression -- I hit these suckers surprisingly hard -- it depends on the sample, but a 6:1 compression ratio is not out of the question. Make sure that the attack on the compressor is delayed 25-35 milliseconds -- you want to allow the transients to make it through without squishing them. If the transients are giving you problems, I adjust my EQ going into the compressor, but you could also slap in a limiter as well. But back to the compressor -- your release will depend on how fast you're playing the taikos -- just don't let it pump unnaturally, you want it to ease off as much as possible. Also be sure that you haven't lost your tonal variety with the velocities -- you're going to lose dynamic range, but if it still has that tonal variety, at least it'll sound like it still has dynamic range...

OK, so if you'd lost any of the low end BOOM when you were EQ'ing, you've probably noticed you've gotten it all back (and then some!) with the compression. The only problem is, you may've also pulled up a bunch of sub-bass as well. So at this point, I'll throw on yet another EQ -- I usually only need a high-pass filter, and I keep the cutoff steep, but quite low -- usually around 20-40 Hz... after all, I added taikos because I wanted big, bassy drums, right?

The last step is that you may need a little reverb just to smooth out these babies, and make that drum not so violent and in-your-face... this is totally to taste, just don't add too much and watch the "pre-delay", as that's murder on that precious attack you just created with all this processing mumbo-jumbo...

That's it, in a nutshell... by the way, these basic guidelines will work with just about any big drum -- timpani, gran cassa, low toms...

Any questions...?

Monday, April 09, 2007

taikos

So I've been writing quite a bit of music for John Woo's Stranglehold lately, and one of the instruments that has been ending up in most track are taiko drums:

These drums can be huge -- I've seen pictures of taikos that are about 20' wide!

It can be a real challenge to make sampled taikos sound massive and powerful -- even the best taiko samples can often sound thuddy and dull. I'm fortunate to have some custom samples that composer Jamie Christopherson recorded specifically for this game, but occasionally I'm still finding need of some really BIG-sounding hits, and then I'm headed back to the sample libraries. I'm finding with a decent amount of compression, EQ, and reverb, I can get a taiko sound that has great dynamic impact, while still retaining the big, deep resonance of these drums...

Friday, April 06, 2007

Hey Keith, you've got a little Dad under yer nose...

In case you'd missed this controversial little news tidbit, I thought I'd share... well it turns out, he's now denying it...

So is it just me, or do you think in the story where he denies it, they purposefully picked a photo where it looks like he just might have a ash smudge on his upper lip, rather than a mustache?

Did he do it, or didn't he? You be the judge...

Thursday, April 05, 2007

blink

Gee, and here I was thinking I was being all clever by changing the color of the blog and changing the title and changing the quote to follow the theme of yesterday's post, and I don't think anybody noticed...

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Born to be... standing around in below-zero weather

4:45 AM - wake up before the alarm goes off... yes, I'm that excited about today!
5:25 AM - having showered and dressed, I feed and walk the dog. Dog thinks this is totally awesome not having to wait any longer...
5:35 AM - in the car and on the road...
6:10 AM - signed in. They opened at 6 AM and I'm already the 41st guy on the list.
6:11 AM - begin to wait for my turn. Outdoors in Chicago. It's overcast, snowing lightly, and the wind is really blowing...
7:15 AM - get my first chance to practice. Realize I'm wearing the wrong shoes. Also realize that practicing is not going to make me any better than I was last weekend...
7:25 AM - finish practicing. Realize I'm so cold I can't feel my fingers...
7:32 AM - get in line to register with the test administrator. He won't get out in the cold, so we're standing next to his car window to give him our information.
7:57 AM - registered. Wait for my turn to take the test. Still outdoors.
9:42 AM - my turn is coming up. One last chance to practice before...
9:48 AM - it's my turn!
9:52 AM - finished the test.
9:53 AM - find out I've passed.

I've got my "M" class license!! That's motorcycles, 250cc's and up!!! YEAH BABY!!!!!

(oh, and as a favor to my boy BBBD, I republished the N-I-C-O-L-E A-L-A-N-I-Z post with .jpg's instead of .tiff's... you should be able to see the examples now)

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Dog Breath Variations

Some people claim they live their life with no regrets.

Not me -- I've got tons and tons of them. And I'm thinking that when I'm on my death bed, whenever that may be, and thinking back over my life, having to tell Northwestern University I can't perform Frank Zappa's Dog Breath Variations with them at their April 20th concert might end up in the top 5.

Monday, April 02, 2007

3 years old

Yup, three years of bloggage... here are a few highlights:

April: It was total chaos in Bismarck, North Dakota...

May: was a big month, ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous -- I attended the premiere of Watercolors and bought some glasses... I attended the Threnody premiere, and I had some buffalo wings...

June: I did a little screaming, and then Steve got ahold of it...

July: I discovered digital cowbells, and figured out what I was really worth.

August: I finished Mortal Kombat, and started a whole new blog format... that lasted one day.

September: I found a Siamese fortune cookie. What can I tell you, it was a slow month...

October: I shot the drummer and I shot the piano-player, but I didn't shoot the Sheriff OR the Deputy.

November through February: I took a little sabbatical from the daily grind of self-disclosure... but in March...

March: I started blogging again, and talking about Angels with Dirty Faces