schooled

Hey yeah, sorry -- been awfully busy putting out fires on Mortal Kombat Armageddon. It's getting really close now...

Now that most of the content is finished, part of my job is play-testing the game to find bugs, ommissions, minor errors, etc. I'm gradually getting pretty good at this game -- or at least, I thought I was... I went to play-test it online the other day and ended up squared off against one of the guys from the Quality Assurance department. These are the guys who play Mortal Kombat 9-to-5. These are the guys who get PAID to play.

To say I got my ass handed to me would be an understatement. By the end of the second match, it was tied with pink ribbons, set on fire, and served from a silver chafing dish by a host of scantily-clad virgins. Yes, it was that bad.

To make matters worse, when we got back to the main screen, QA the Conquerer types in:

QQQ
HHHH

I have no idea what this means, but it had to have been insulting.

If anyone reading this is fluent in Geekinese and knows what this means, let me know. In the meantime, I'll be training for my rematch...