Fittest vs. Fattest
According to this recent survey in Men's Health magazine, Baltimore is the healthiest city in the United States.
I've decided that their data is off -- my sister Anne lives in Baltimore and I believe that she is severely skewing their results.
Witness exhibit A:

This was taken after my sister finished the Iron Man Triathlon -- 15 hours and 42 minutes of swimming, cycling, and running. When she's trying to relax, she just runs marathons (like the NYC marathon she did two weeks after this picture was taken). Let's face it, the girl is seriously in shape. I'm guessing she can spread her fitness out over the better part of the buffet line at an All-You-Can-Eat-Crab-and-Hush-Puppy-Fest, and make those poor slobs seem healthy...
The most unfit city? Chicago.
Witness exhibit B:

Deep-dish pizza. Italian beef sandwiches. Chicken wings. Chicago-style hot dogs. And a bitterly cold winter that lasts 11.5 months.
Let's leave it at that.
I've decided that their data is off -- my sister Anne lives in Baltimore and I believe that she is severely skewing their results.
Witness exhibit A:
This was taken after my sister finished the Iron Man Triathlon -- 15 hours and 42 minutes of swimming, cycling, and running. When she's trying to relax, she just runs marathons (like the NYC marathon she did two weeks after this picture was taken). Let's face it, the girl is seriously in shape. I'm guessing she can spread her fitness out over the better part of the buffet line at an All-You-Can-Eat-Crab-and-Hush-Puppy-Fest, and make those poor slobs seem healthy...
The most unfit city? Chicago.
Witness exhibit B:

Deep-dish pizza. Italian beef sandwiches. Chicken wings. Chicago-style hot dogs. And a bitterly cold winter that lasts 11.5 months.
Let's leave it at that.

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