"ew" becomes "whew" (sorry!)

Because of the number of people who have lost their jobs as a result of this slanderous incident, the macabre humor I initially found in this story has all drained out. But for those who crave closure, CLICK HERE.

The only thing I want to know now is, how many years police chief Rob Davis has been waiting for an opportunity to open up a press conference by saying: "The jig is up."