Bonney's Sweatshop

Yes folks, for the price of 2 pizzas and a bottle of wine, you too can start your own publishing company! Once the pages of score and parts are printed and folded, they go over to AVSICTISM Music's high-tech assembly line:

Here, Nicki collates a set of Chaos Theory parts. Note: the huge smile on her face -- all our workers are HAPPY. Also note the half-empty wine glass. This is my management technique for keeping them HAPPY.

Hmmm... smells like burning plastic in here... oh, that's just Darlena (though she doesn't usually smell like that). She's shrink-wrapping those parts and preparing them for the infamous HEAT GUN. (Yes, this is in my apartment.)

And here Ian binds scores on the very same machine that has punched little tiny holes in many of your favorite Eric Whitacre band scores, such as Ghost Train and Equus. (Note: The Smithsonian museum has contacted me about this contraption, but I've told them they'll have to wait till I'm finished with it.)

I know, I know -- it all seems so glamorous... the Fox network has even considered creating a reality TV show based on these events. But in the meantime, THERE IS NEW STOCK OF "CHAOS THEORY" AND "COURAGE & COMPASSION" ON IT'S WAY TO HAL LEONARD!!!!