News from the Turtle Herd

Do you ever have a million things you need to get done, yet you can't manage to pull one of them off? I've got a KILLER "to-do list" that I can hardly bear to look at. I've got classy big band music and cheezy TV gameshow music and triumphant brass quintet music and even zesty Spanish concert band music that all needs a'writin', and I can't seem to get on the good foot. Can't seem to get my mojo workin'. Can't seem to pull the thumb out. And I need to -- OH BOY do I need to.