New York to Chicago

Woke up at 6 AM when I could've slept till quarter to 7. Took a cab to Penn Station when I could've taken the subway. Caught the first available train to Newark Airport at 7:24, even though I didn't need to be on a train until 8. Hoped on the monorail, got my ticket, and blew through security. Now I'm sitting at my departure gate. I'm over 2 hours early.

I think I'm ready to go home...